At home, playing bottom team, which hasn't scored a goal in the Prem this season

"Fortress Turf" looked more like a little ant hill.

Passing was a dirty word; almost as dirty as stringing three passes together.

We lost all 50-50 balls.

We won only because of the Witches of Pendle Hill's 405th (just passed) anniversary.

Must be even more fun being a Palace supporter?