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    o/t your dating profile

    many may be aware i have to see a shrink every 3 months

    my homework from this visit is she wants me to think what i would have put in a dating advert when i was 25-28 and what i would put in one know that i am 55

    i dont know here reasoning behind it yet but there were 9 of us at the meeting and we ll talked about it afterwards an it seems a good idea

    if you had to do it how would yours read ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    many may be aware i have to see a shrink every 3 months

    my homework from this visit is she wants me to think what i would have put in a dating advert when i was 25-28 and what i would put in one know that i am 55

    i dont know here reasoning behind it yet but there were 9 of us at the meeting and we ll talked about it afterwards an it seems a good idea

    if you had to do it how would yours read ?
    Why not offer to take your shrink on a date Pboro and let her see what a man you still are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    many may be aware i have to see a shrink every 3 months

    my homework from this visit is she wants me to think what i would have put in a dating advert when i was 25-28 and what i would put in one know that i am 55

    i dont know here reasoning behind it yet but there were 9 of us at the meeting and we ll talked about it afterwards an it seems a good idea

    if you had to do it how would yours read ?
    By "having to see one" do you mean "have to" because a magistrate/judge has ordered this?

    Please reply asap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    many may be aware i have to see a shrink every 3 months

    my homework from this visit is she wants me to think what i would have put in a dating advert when i was 25-28 and what i would put in one know that i am 55

    i dont know here reasoning behind it yet but there were 9 of us at the meeting and we ll talked about it afterwards an it seems a good idea

    if you had to do it how would yours read ?
    By "having to see one" do you mean "have to" because a magistrate/judge has ordered this?

    Please reply asap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashingtoon62 View Post
    By "having to see one" do you mean "have to" because a magistrate/judge has ordered this?

    Please reply asap...
    ni i recieved injuries

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    ni i recieved injuries
    That's tragic. How did they affect you so as to need a shrink?

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    He was shot in the @rse by a gay sniper.

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    I'd just be totally honest, I'm a right stinking mess.
    I'm clean but regularly smell of skin back cheesy prawns on the regular occasions that my skin peels back a little bit with passing thoughts.
    I have piles but not bum busters.
    I have the @rse of a pole dancer but the gut of a greedy b@stard.

    After sitting on a cloth seat for a while there sometimes can be a smell of @rse left behind. Not terrible but a bit niffy, if you get my meaning.

    I'm a bit of a baldy git due to my receding hair of which I refuse to allow to grow like a Rab C Nesbitt hamlet cigar advert.
    I hate to wear jewelry of any description, which also includes a watch...although the watch is negotiable.

    Surprisingly I don't have sweaty feet but my bell end and @rse make up for that.
    I never have hanging nose hair because I use one of those nose thingies, like a fat pen up yer nose.

    Same with my lugs.

    I know it sounds bad but here's my better points, if you can call them better.
    I never have greasy hair.
    I'm clean shaven.
    I wear clean duds every day, believe it or not.
    I wear the same socks for a week due to my feet not stinking. Actually that's probably not a better point, if any are.

    I have all my own teeth except for two false ones and they're not too bad for my age which is 50.......ish.

    Oh, one more thing.
    I do tend to dribble a little bit after a wee which is probably why my bell end stinks like a cave full of dead crab,lobsters, rotten fish and a massive selection of rotten molluscs all festering in a thick pool of Limburger cheese.

    What's my chances?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider View Post
    I'd just be totally honest, I'm a right stinking mess.
    I'm clean but regularly smell of skin back cheesy prawns on the regular occasions that my skin peels back a little bit with passing thoughts.
    I have piles but not bum busters.
    I have the @rse of a pole dancer but the gut of a greedy b@stard.

    After sitting on a cloth seat for a while there sometimes can be a smell of @rse left behind. Not terrible but a bit niffy, if you get my meaning.

    I'm a bit of a baldy git due to my receding hair of which I refuse to allow to grow like a Rab C Nesbitt hamlet cigar advert.
    I hate to wear jewelry of any description, which also includes a watch...although the watch is negotiable.

    Surprisingly I don't have sweaty feet but my bell end and @rse make up for that.
    I never have hanging nose hair because I use one of those nose thingies, like a fat pen up yer nose.

    Same with my lugs.

    I know it sounds bad but here's my better points, if you can call them better.
    I never have greasy hair.
    I'm clean shaven.
    I wear clean duds every day, believe it or not.
    I wear the same socks for a week due to my feet not stinking. Actually that's probably not a better point, if any are.

    I have all my own teeth except for two false ones and they're not too bad for my age which is 50.......ish.

    Oh, one more thing.
    I do tend to dribble a little bit after a wee which is probably why my bell end stinks like a cave full of dead crab,lobsters, rotten fish and a massive selection of rotten molluscs all festering in a thick pool of Limburger cheese.

    What's my chances?
    Get yasel doon Pennywell, you'll have them lining up.

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    I fart a lot after drinking beer or eating bread or pasta,I should go gluten free but at my age I can't be bothered.
    I have always managed to keep my gas to myself on a date however.

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