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Thread: o/t your dating profile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal View Post
    Get yasel doon Pennywell, you'll have them lining up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie View Post
    That's tragic. How did they affect you so as to need a shrink?
    flash backs
    night sweats
    insomnia
    irratating others
    guilt

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    flash backs
    night sweats
    insomnia
    irratating others
    guilt
    No answer to that then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    flash backs
    night sweats
    insomnia
    irratating others
    guilt
    Nearly fell for it!!! and was really concerned,until you said "irritating others"
    Now I know your on a wind up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashingtoon62 View Post
    Nearly fell for it!!! and was really concerned,until you said "irritating others"
    Now I know your on a wind up!!
    He's obviously suffering from Amnesia as he forgot to add Little Man Syndrome to the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashingtoon62 View Post
    Nearly fell for it!!! and was really concerned,until you said "irritating others"
    Now I know your on a wind up!!
    i irritate others by not sleeping
    mood swings
    and anger issues
    it aint nice living with someone like me
    which is why i always say i have a great family and my mother in law is one in a million

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    i irritate others by not sleeping
    mood swings
    and anger issues
    it aint nice living with someone like me
    which is why i always say i have a great family and my mother in law is one in a million
    My mother in law is one in a million too............................but I think you mean it in a different way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toptoon View Post
    My mother in law is one in a million too............................but I think you mean it in a different way.
    nope she is great with me

    she is a great looker as well but so is the wife

    and i will admit i have had the odd thought though

    getting back to the dating add

    it is apparently to see how you think of yourself now compared to when you were younger
    and what you think attracts people to you

    when you were young it would probabaly be along the lines of how you thinked you look ie a young fit lad wishes to meet an attractive girl

    now it would be a succsfull buisness man is looking for a homely lady who loves long walks etc

    i have submitted mine to her

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by toptoon View Post
    My mother in law is one in a million too............................but I think you mean it in a different way.
    I used to call my ex mother in law The Excocet. I could see her coming but could do phuck all about it.

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