Check thissen ya idle bugga.
Tuesday 19th September at 2 pm ?
I've heard this fixture may be changed due to first teeum fixture Darn Sarf ?
Can tha check forruz guvna please !!
Check thissen ya idle bugga.
Ammbizziblackberryin no snappint house , chuck waggin cloouzed
SB's Tip of the Day
Always pick the berries above the level where a dog can lift his leg and p1ss.
( A wo wunce in a beer garden and a group a lads were being noisy and drinking straight arta bottles az the do nardays. A went to p1ssoyle and azza wo passing their table a sharted to me mate, "Av just seen a dog p1ssing all ovva that newly delivered crate a lager".)
Sumdi just gon past wi 2 gret danes
Dog p1ss is good fo thi they sell it in bottles under name of Buxton Water. There must be a thousand dogs running rarnd Buxton and p1ssing int water.
As anybody ever pissed thi' sen' without knowing it? I was in Donny once having a p1ss in the Bull and thought nothing more about it merrily going about my business peeing against the urinal. Then I looked down and had a wet patch on my right inner thy. I felt a reight pi llock.