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[Gwynn Thomas vs stum]

Eyup SB, my eldest lads got a game over your way on Sunday. Is it still 10 degrees colder than over here at all times?

[SBRed48]

Eyup SB, my eldest lads got a game over your way on Sunday. Is it still 10 degrees colder than over here at all times?

Depends weer 'is laikin. All the tourists darn in the valley at Sowerby Bridge are still eyting their seared tuna and drizzled salad at outside tables wi lads in light cotton slacks and blazers and cravats and lasses in thin low cut posh frocks. But if thar on tops tha needs professional artdooar thermal gear and booits. Which team is he laikin against? Hope it's not Ovenden Nutters. Few teams emerge wiart at least three in A&E.

[Romared]

Can tha gu SB n geeuz a repoort ? Ovenden Nutter's , thu need crackin

[SBRed48]

Can tha gu SB n geeuz a repoort ? Ovenden Nutter's , thu need crackin

Av allus imagined Clare Balding cracking nuts between those sturdy thighs. Or that little fat lass on gardening programmes wi the East Lancs accent who looks like a bloke.

[Romared]

Av allus imagined Clare Balding cracking nuts between those sturdy thighs. Or that little fat lass on gardening programmes wi the East Lancs accent who looks like a bloke.

Clare Balding use to keep birds !! Shisez shi mite regret not evvin a co ckatoo tho

[Gwynn Thomas vs stum]

Depends weer 'is laikin. All the tourists darn in the valley at Sowerby Bridge are still eyting their seared tuna and drizzled salad at outside tables wi lads in light cotton slacks and blazers and cravats and lasses in thin low cut posh frocks. But if thar on tops tha needs professional artdooar thermal gear and booits. Which team is he laikin against? Hope it's not Ovenden Nutters. Few teams emerge wiart at least three in A&E.

They're playing ryburn under 13s at ryburn valley high school. Now to me that sounds like somewhere where they have singing competitions or somewhere off a reality TV show. Either way it sounds ******* freezing.

[SBRed48]

They're playing ryburn under 13s at ryburn valley high school. Now to me that sounds like somewhere where they have singing competitions or somewhere off a reality TV show. Either way it sounds ******* freezing.

Ya cheeky bugga, mi son went theear and did o'reyt for issen.

Ryburn Schooil is on the hillside just gooin arta Sowerby Bridge. Thuv got full size all-weather pitches as well as grass wuns so am not sure which the'll laik on. Sheltered area frum cold winds. The u-13 side is really strong so a dunt hold art much hope fo your lot. They usually get double figures. Half the team have been signed up by pro clubs and play in their youth teams, three at Man City.
What day/date and KO time is it ?

[Gwynn Thomas vs stum]

Sunday at 11 pal. Sounds like the young uns in for a good beating then. Ni mind, its character building for him

[SBRed48]

A cud well turn art to watch it. Wear a white carnation so al know who tha ar. I hope tha not wunna them embarrasing parents swearing at the ref

Tha'll be pleased to know the astro turf pitches are enclosed by high fencing so thuz no dog sh1t anyweer near. The grass pitches, however, have a public footpath running alongside them and turds are sometimes sited. Not white unfortunately.

Let your lads know about the Ryburn team just befooar the gu to bed Setdi neet.

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Richard Twitcher