Quote Originally Posted by the_idiotb_stardson View Post
care to enlighten us?

To the tune of "there's a tavern in the town"

Oh Lukaku you're a dick, you're a dick
Got a ***** like a stick, like a stick
It's big and long just like a donkeys dong
But we can't put it in a song, in a song

We've been told to kick it out, kick it out
But they can stick it up their spout, up their spout
We will sing about your monster thing
And they can take it up the arse, up the arse.


I'm here all week, I'll get me coat.