Won't it be a p*sser if Notts turn over Exeter on Tuesday night and we all wake up (or not) on Wednesday morning to find that Mr Jong Un has exploded an H-bomb in the Pacific and Mr Fart has commissioned a flyover North Korea by his Bomber Command?
It's the only way they can stop the relentless march of Notts County, but at least we'll go out at the top.
It'll be "kiss your asses goodbye as those two prats will drag us into it the...... Boom!
Goodbye everything.
I can cope with nuclear apocalypse, as long as it doesn't lead to the Notts v Stags game being postponed.