First sentence when ringing in to P & G was "I feel like I've been shot"
Nowt as fickle as a pig in a poke
The lowlife is a failed armed robber is he not?
Very apt he talks about being shot,i suppose he takes it as an occupational hazard
I actually felt sorry for him. He was so distraught and he sounded as if he thought thst it was all out fault.