Reply With QuoteIm terrified to ask what the ailment was...Originally Posted by arty
Once had to treat some nail fungus, gadz i know, and a wee bottle of the treatment stuff cost £22... it was also as about as useful as t!ts on a tomcat... robbing b@stards.
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Went to the chemist the other day and asked if they had a cure.
"yes this should clear up the problem".
£6 pound for a couple of small tablets,one to be taken right away and the other a few weeks later.
Said to the wife how long are your finger nails?".
she showed me and they were just the right length,saved myself a few bob.
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Im terrified to ask what the ailment was...
Once had to treat some nail fungus, gadz i know, and a wee bottle of the treatment stuff cost £22... it was also as about as useful as t!ts on a tomcat... robbing b@stards.
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I've got some of that for a fungal Tae nail, get it on 'script though, do nae 22 bar shell out.
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My Doctor wanted to take a blood sample to check my liver was okay, in order to take some pills to clear it up. I haven't trusted that man since he rammed his finger up my hoop, just because i had a the sh!ts for a few days. I was 'molested' before my time.
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What is it with rogue doctors and putting their fingers up arses? Old wifey doctor got me with that about a decade ago. Apparently she was checking for appendicitis. I've since learned that is not a method for checking for it.
#mepoo
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I'm married to a doctor and my mate said to me when I started seeing her "you'll be like the cobblers son".
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I don't get it. I'm sure it's funny but I'm struggling tonight. Even googled 'cobblers son' but nah.
Help a brother out.
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I'm not helping you out like that but...
The cobbler's son didn't get any shoes.
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Shirley if anyone would have a pair of shoes it would be the cobblers son? He'd probably hae heaps.
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How come every thread ends up with you discussing a digit (or more) up your arse?
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