Samaritans phone number
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(cant take credit for this one came from Huddersfiield town site "owlstalk|DATM|HTAFC"
some great posts on there about the deluded
cant sleep
Worked around the UK for years and when the talk got to football and what the Pigs think about themselves nobody could believe it.
I think when they are born the midwife gives them a Delusion Pill which never wears off.