O/T Dog oil.

[tiggertyke]

I was in the supermarket here in Cyprus yesterday and in the section for pets with the shampoos etc were a stack of dog oil. I told the young girls working there that it was for humans not dogs ( unless thas a grayhound)
They wern,t having it as they showed me it says dog on the tub.
Can't help smiling thinking of all the Cyprus poodles caked in this paste.

[Romared]

Ammin Dog Oyl

it's oreyt anorl , avva frozzun sholda annits earzedit abitt

[Ponte_Steve24]

I'm allus in Dog Oil mi ssen too Roma. Same guz for t cold shoulder

[Romared]

I'm allus in Dog Oil mi ssen too Roma. Same guz for t cold shoulder

arrs thi knee ? Can tha du hokeycokey yit

[Ponte_Steve24]

Went to my own G.P for a second opinion and he's prescribed me with Allopurinol and Colchicine. Colliers wa reight it's Gout. Rarer in knee but Gout none the less

[Ponte_Steve24]

Nowt wrong wi't third leg Roma. Other tahn it could do wi a bit more

[upthecolliers]

Ya can buy Dog Oil from Holland and Barrett in Tarn.

[Romared]

Went to my own G.P for a second opinion and he's prescribed me with Allopurinol and Colchicine. Colliers wa reight it's Gout. Rarer in knee but Gout none the less

Sum reyt doctas oneer Dr Colliers fo aches pain and joints BSC TM

Dr SBRED48 fo intestinal investigations BSC TM

[Romared]

Nowt wrong wi't third leg Roma. Other tahn it could do wi a bit more

Thee gu steddy tha cud loowis thi helmit

[Gwynn Thomas vs stum]

Dog oil is actually the physical residue that's left when the vile smell that eminates from their putrid mottled fur cools down.
It can be used to strip any paint, wallpaper or the queens knickers off.