Get thi facts reyt Sam. Amma "weird old man" who is 69 (weear avva seen that number befooar) and not 70 til August 2018.
That 70s dig was a total sarcy stab in the dark SB, I had no idea what your age is/was of course. Anyway dont they say, that your only as old or as young as you want to be, age is just a number.