OT: You think you've got problems!

[navypie]

If you were bright enough to understand it tarquin, you would realise that I put up a "reasonable opposing argument" (albeit a subtle one) in post #26 when I said "My Mexican friend tells me that the immigrants in his country are an even bigger bunch of tossers". It obviously went way over your head, so allow me to explain. It was a glib comment designed to show how easy it is to discredit (despise?) a whole group of people without giving it any rational thought or reason. Have a tequila though, it can't be easy coming to terms with the fact you can't even understand someone with only a CSE in woodwork as his qualifications!

CSE's were handed willy nilly in those days.

[Elite_Pie]

CSE's were handed willy nilly if those days.

That will only make tarquin feel worse.

[BigFatPie]

Is t**t or t*t ok ?

Whatever floats your frigate Sailor Boy.

[navypie]

Whatever floats your frigate Sailor Boy.

Gutted as will be my shipmates you didn't tell us a joke about the Navy chubby , come on , you must have one we haven't heard before .

[navypie]

That will only make tarquin feel worse.

I know , I have sent him a PM in way of an apology .

[sidders]

Not a problem Fatboy. I was only one when war started ....... so my two grandsons don't ask that question. They will however inherit a steady source of income that will be passed down from their dad and which I passed to him some ten years ago. Regarding your comment about my dick ....... I can truthfully say he's been used internationally over the years but now needs a little help by tablets.

I'm not queer and discussing such matters bothers me not one iota ....... God I bet you're a barrel of laughs in a pub.

Didn't you say on an earlier post that you and your wife didn't have any children?

[sidders]

I am sure Sidders will have managed to unearth someone whose experience suits his own particular agenda

Research involved copious amounts of reading, not listening to any one point of view.

[tarquinbeech]

If you were bright enough to understand it tarquin, you would realise that I put up a "reasonable opposing argument" (albeit a subtle one) in post #26 when I said "My Mexican friend tells me that the immigrants in his country are an even bigger bunch of tossers". It obviously went way over your head, so allow me to explain. It was a glib comment designed to show how easy it is to discredit (despise?) a whole group of people without giving it any rational thought or reason. Have a tequila though, it can't be easy coming to terms with the fact you can't even understand someone with only a CSE in woodwork as his qualifications!

Please could you explain your comment again Woodwork-boy......thank you Sir

[tarquinbeech]

I thought this guy was more Sid's cup of tea i.e. Philosopher, Playwright,Writer and Socialist leaning Frenchman which would make him a bit of a prat in my book. A typical example of the LW Intelligentsia brigade, so methinks once more you thump the keys before your brain activates - as I said " Retarded" meaning in the sense of being a little slow. So what does double standards infer?

The Mexican Goat Bandit sounds more my cup of tea - a lad that's been around a bit. In fact I'm sure Tarks wouldn't mind me referring to him as "MGB" now and again, we men don't mind things like that. As for myself, from hereafter I am more than happy to answer to "Grandad" - it sort of has a distinguished ring to it don't you think? Thinking about it, I could justify the title, having been a 'Pie since 1943.

Happy to have a beer on my return to Blighty, Serious, garden party with selected guests, Tequila, Egg nog, barrels of beer and a BBQ.....the full works.....we can get Elite to construct the wooden food tables and Chubby to provide the entertainment....not long now hopefully

[tarquinbeech]

That will only make tarquin feel worse.

You make less and less sense with every post......are you going senile Old Boy?