Situation vacant..?

[FatherKnowsBest]

After the latest revelations about the total mishandling of the sacking of Mark Sampson, and the other charges of incompetence and racism levelled at the FA Directors, I wonder if its worth sending in my cv? I'm sure if I put my mind to it I could be totally out of touch and useless, (some might say I'm already over qualified...) and am prepared to do that for a salary of a mere £85k a year (*£100k plus open bar at matches, if they make me go to England games). I'd even bumble along to Select Committee hearings, mumble and look awkward for an hour or two. Any takers?

[BlockD]

After the latest revelations about the total mishandling of the sacking of Mark Sampson, and the other charges of incompetence and racism levelled at the FA Directors, I wonder if its worth sending in my cv? I'm sure if I put my mind to it I could be totally out of touch and useless, (some might say I'm already over qualified...) and am prepared to do that for a salary of a mere £85k a year (*£100k plus open bar at matches, if they make me go to England games). I'd even bumble along to Select Committee hearings, mumble and look awkward for an hour or two. Any takers?

Do you want an assistant?,i would make sure the girls did plenty of press ups,burpees and bunny hops,that should improve their game no end

[FatherKnowsBest]

Do you want an assistant?,i would make sure the girls did plenty of press ups,burpees and bunny hops,that should improve their game no end

That takes me back to 1970's circuit training...

An assistant? I hadn't thought about that, but I suppose I'll need someone to take the blame... You're in!

[BlockD]

That takes me back to 1970's circuit training...

An assistant? I hadn't thought about that, but I suppose I'll need someone to take the blame... You're in!

Cheers

[rodcurrie]

After the latest revelations about the total mishandling of the sacking of Mark Sampson, and the other charges of incompetence and racism levelled at the FA Directors, I wonder if its worth sending in my cv? I'm sure if I put my mind to it I could be totally out of touch and useless, (some might say I'm already over qualified...) and am prepared to do that for a salary of a mere £85k a year (*£100k plus open bar at matches, if they make me go to England games). I'd even bumble along to Select Committee hearings, mumble and look awkward for an hour or two. Any takers?

What a poor title to this thread Pops,i thought it was a vacant situation at Swillsbro,abart time ya grew up fella.UTCB

[Ayamonteblade]

Cheers

Give me strength....... You two at the top of the FA...........I'd rather see you at the top at Swillsboro

[FatherKnowsBest]

Give me strength....... You two at the top of the FA...........I'd rather see you at the top at Swillsboro

Do you do shorthand Aya? I think we could do with a dolly to totter around in heels and look pretty, all in the name of equality of course...

[bulmer1889]

You appear to have covered all bases FKB got the female in and the mentally disabled you're sorted pal

[Ayamonteblade]

Do you do shorthand Aya? I think we could do with a dolly to totter around in heels and look pretty, all in the name of equality of course...

@?^*&*@>? off!!!! ......will that do?

[seanbeanstattoo]

I'd like to interview for the role of Chief of PR.

On a bad day I'm far more honest,eloquent, talented,qualified and knowledgable than any of the ***ist,racist,ignorant,misogynist b a s t a rds that have and still do run the FA since god was a boy.
W a n k ers. Every single one of them. No exceptions.