George the vicar in a small village loved the chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before service, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During the service, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?? Half the women stood up !

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Six choir boys, two vicars aids and a goat stood up!