Cyclists in Dyce

[57vintage]

That'll be 1-0 me then.....

Never.

You're the loser sitting in traffic whilst I trundle past on two wheels (nae for a few months now, sadly).

[kb_don]

Worst cyclist I've seen was on a train at haymarket. Standing room only, and he insists on pushing his muddy bike on. You could have got an extra four passengers on for the space it took up.
To top it off, the inconsiderate lazy c@nt got off at the first stop - he could have just cycled home and saved others waiting half an hour for the next train