Icy pavements, days and days after its f'uckin sna'd
Folk that cautiously drive slow on ice and the snow and then don't f*cking indicate when they turn off the road. Aye nae worries mate, I will sit at 20mph in a 60, seeing as you are struggling and I will respect that, but if you are going to turn into a junction at least have the f*cking decency to let those behind you know you are going to be doing exactly that. Cautious for themselves, but oblivious to everyone else. Grinds my gears.
Icy pavements, days and days after its f'uckin sna'd
Lorries overtaking each other, they’re all limited to more or less the same speed so why do it. And fly tipping, where I walk the dug it’s about the same distance to four recycling centres yet still see piles of cr@p dumped.
Aye agreed that is a good one. I like to think that councils are going to get swarms of drones that will work over night seeking out the fly tippers. How they are dealt with is up for discussion as I presume the ministry of defence wouldn't be to keen on letting us load them up with some of their predator heat seeking missiles.
Maybe we would have to settle with catching their car reg and fining the f*ck out of them. We could start with those f*ckers who left their garbage in fittiereds supermarket parking space.
Have we had average speed cameras? The Aberdeen-Dundee and back again drive has never been the most scenic or enjoyable but at least you could put the foot down a little bit before and make it pass a bit quicker.
When it's time to empty the bin and you pull the bag out and it's left a load of slushy watery mess dripping out the bottom. I can see 2 bits of banana sitting in the base of the bin, how the hell did they get out of the black bag to be just sitting there disintegrating in to a smelly liquid?
F*ck sakes.
Another b@stard it when you are pulling the bag up to jettison it into the wheelie and it decides to create its own vacuum meaning it sticks and you rip the top of the bag off. My bins a c@nt for that.
Then if you get it without ripping, you have to hud th bin between your legs, push with one hand and pull with the other. Pain in the hole
Simple thing made hard by the bin fairies