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  1. #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonUnder View Post
    I fckg hate giraffes.

    Huns too (non human but are the people - go figure) for the above post but that's a given,
    I hate to hear your views on hun giraffes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    I hate to hear your views on hun giraffes
    Imagine the fckg neck tatts could have the whole sash, penny arcade and mis-spelt names of their brood.

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    It's not just hun giraffes, I hear James Forrest is thinking of joining us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    It's not just hun giraffes, I hear James Forrest is thinking of joining us.
    From one extreme to the other on the neck front.

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    Neckist b'astard

    Don't you understand?

    He gets to choose how long his neck is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by washingtonwhips View Post
    Social Justice Warriors
    ??????
    You think social justice is a negative thing?
    Or am I missing something in the terminology?
    In my, vaguely and peripherally, activist days in the 80s I'd have taken that sobriquet as a compliment.

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    I dinna mind giraffes, they seem innofensive enough beasts.

    Dinna like h*ns mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InversneckieDob View Post
    I dinna mind giraffes, they seem innofensive enough beasts.

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    Ever seen giraffes fighting. Looks daft but its f@cking brutal (cant give a youtube link as its banned here)

    I cant hate them as my wee mans first word was giraffe.

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    We lived at the cottage when the grandson was little.

    Other kids said "birdie" he said "peacock"

    The cottage was on an old estate, still with peacocks running wild.

    Digestives were "peacock biscuits"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    Ever seen giraffes fighting. Looks daft but its f@cking brutal (cant give a youtube link as its banned here)

    I cant hate them as my wee mans first word was giraffe.
    I have witnessed it first hand! Close to 50 years ago and a small DonUnder was taken to a wildlife park somewhere in central Scotland. Must have been whinging or particularly good as senior Unders' pocket was opened long enough to buy me a cappie. Watching the (*******) giraffes and one leaned over to try and get my cone , wise to that I pulled my hand away and the cnt swung it's head up in a way JJ would be proud of and 2 ironed me about 10 feet through the air with it's melon.

    Didn't drop my cappie but have had an understandable dislike of the *******s since.

    Of course I don't hold that against your wee boy just warn him not to trust the long eyelashed leggy cnts.

    Ah

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