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  1. #21
    Anything connected with Phil Collins
    Aberdeen airport.
    Folk wearin sun glasses on crap days and indoors. Only blind folk and erseholes do that.
    Zoe Ball. Would not have been anything if not for he da.
    Weekend TV
    Fog offshore.
    Leg room on planes.
    Scotrail, East Coast, Virgin
    Norwegians
    Poncie Coffee Shops. Dinna complain about the price of petrol if you drink that stuff
    Bottled " natural spring water" Why does it need a steel by date.
    Folk fa canna put shopping trolleys back.
    Folk fa canna use indicators.
    Funcy patterned bog roll. Why ? FFS what a waste. Once used it looks like Sh1te
    Healthy option meals in supermarkets. Why make the unhealthy option if it tastes the same as they claim.
    I could go on and on part 2 may follow.

  2. #22
    Norwegians is a good shout. Pig ignorant w@nkers

    Just as an extension on the Castle Greyskull thing. When these folk are being rightly corrected, it annoys me when itís pointed out that thatís where He-Man lived. Did he f*ck.

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    21-Big Oil companies claiming that safety is paramount(on of the biggest myths in industry)
    22-The newish trend of making remakes of films
    23-Text talk when used when used verbally
    24-Reality TV
    25-The way one tangerine always goes mouldy out of a bag
    26-When I go for a walk with Pac Jnr to get my EE and they haven't been delivered to the shop when I get there
    27-People who try and interrupt your break and talk a bout a work related issue
    28-Racism
    29-Mock offence
    30-Bandwagon mourning
    31-Anyone who uses "LOL" in any form
    32-The fact my local Chinese doesn't take card
    33-When I buy a box of black jacks for offshore that's been too hot and they have melted out of the papers and then hardened together
    34-Spazmos who are sh@te at their job but get promoted as they are disgusting ass kissers
    35-Any company who doesn't deliver or charges more because they say Oldmeldrum is in the Highlands
    36-Any company who says the delivery will be between time and time so I go out wherever outwith these times and miss the delivery
    37-When a pub in Aberdeen has more screens Showing English fitba than Scottish fitba when there are simultaneous games
    38-Arrogant French arseholes
    39-Whoever invented baked tatties
    40-Winston Churchill

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    21-Big Oil companies claiming that safety is paramount(on of the biggest myths in industry)
    Health & Safety officers that will take photos of trip hazards at your station or pull you up for misplaced coffee cups, yet do not give one single f*ck if you point out the employee killing scenario unfolding at your work

    Bosses that continually say that itís ok to stop production if you donít feel safe, yet f*ck you right off the job if you slow it down.

    Pricks that have only done the same job their entire working life, who turn into weirdo man babies if doesnít work the way theyíre used to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Health & Safety officers that will take photos of trip hazards at your station or pull you up for misplaced coffee cups, yet do not give one single f*ck if you point out the employee killing scenario unfolding at your work

    Bosses that continually say that itís ok to stop production if you donít feel safe, yet f*ck you right off the job if you slow it down.

    Pricks that have only done the same job their entire working life, who turn into weirdo man babies if doesnít work the way theyíre used to
    I work for one of the big hitter in Oil, lets call them B@starding Pricks. Where I work is by far the most unsafe place I have ever worked in all my years of travelling the world for a buck. Some of the stuff I know of and have seen would see prosecutions or at least sackings in other countries up to and including the OIM. But they all get covered up. I wont go deep into details but I will say, its the locals fault for doing these tasks in the past, the ex pats just say "f@cking no chance" then a local will want the brownie points and do it, working untrained with asbestos so an offload could be done is a great example. I fought tooth and nail for that job not to be done and told all the mechies not to no matter how hard the OIM pushed. A week I held that job up and left. The afternoon of the day I left the job was nae hassle by locals.Brownie points count for f@ck all when you have mesothelioma 25 years down the line. Idiots. The running joke is, until someone dies this place will never change. That is a spot on summary

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by pacman1903 View Post
    21-big oil companies claiming that safety is paramount(on of the biggest myths in industry)
    22-the newish trend of making remakes of films
    23-text talk when used when used verbally
    24-reality tv
    25-the way one tangerine always goes mouldy out of a bag
    26-when i go for a walk with pac jnr to get my ee and they haven't been delivered to the shop when i get there
    27-people who try and interrupt your break and talk a bout a work related issue
    28-racism
    29-mock offence
    30-bandwagon mourning
    31-anyone who uses "lol" in any form
    32-the fact my local chinese doesn't take card
    33-when i buy a box of black jacks for offshore that's been too hot and they have melted out of the papers and then hardened together
    34-spazmos who are sh@te at their job but get promoted as they are disgusting ass kissers
    35-any company who doesn't deliver or charges more because they say oldmeldrum is in the highlands
    36-any company who says the delivery will be between time and time so i go out wherever outwith these times and miss the delivery
    37-when a pub in aberdeen has more screens showing english fitba than scottish fitba when there are simultaneous games
    38-arrogant french arseholes
    39-whoever invented baked tatties
    40-winston churchill
    lol

  7. #27
    Iím missing an open goal here to give you a regular reminder to avoid First Utility.

    Treat these c*nts the same as a guy in a Hun top on holiday. Avoid Avoid Avoid

  8. #28
    Sevco huns and green huns
    Masons
    Tories
    The Sun newspaper
    James Corden
    Junkies and alkies who wander about the road rather than using the footpath

  9. #29
    Dry trains

    Smokers who justify it by saying 'Gotta die of something'. Yes because coughing up blood in to a cardboard pot at 68 years old would be my first choice way to go.

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    Sh1te comedians. Basically 99% o the ones ever on bbc programming. About as funny as cancer.

  11. #31
    I thought that was just me.

    Even programs I used to enjoy like The Now Show are f'ucked.

    First 10 minutes are fine with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis but then they hand over to utter dross.

    The news quiz is a shadow of it's former self with females who's only line is " I'm a lesbian "

    That's the radio, where all the talent is, god knows how bad it's gotten on tv.

    Thank f'uck for Ed Reardon.

  12. #32
    Part 2
    Tories
    Marzipan
    Canadian offshore survival
    Wind
    Privatisation
    Th Cooncil
    Uncoordinated utility works
    Speed cameras, safety my erse
    Hard hats
    Shutting aff Bedford Road
    TV and Radio Adverts
    Feckin DJs yapping through a tune and cutting it aff early.
    Nae cash turnstiles
    Jim Carey
    Fitiver happened to answers on a postcard. None of that now We need your texts and phone so the cash we make is worth more that the poxy prize.

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    I thought that was just me.

    Even programs I used to enjoy like The Now Show are f'ucked.

    First 10 minutes are fine with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis but then they hand over to utter dross.

    The news quiz is a shadow of it's former self with females who's only line is " I'm a lesbian "

    That's the radio, where all the talent is, god knows how bad it's gotten on tv.

    Thank f'uck for Ed Reardon.
    I think Juppoís done well on The News Quiz, but itís best when Jeremy Hardyís on. Mark Steelís contributions are aye superbly splenetic.

    Iím Sorry I Havenít A Clue is still unmissable although Graham Gardenís absence is a worry.

    Radio 4ís best 30 minutes though is Any Answers on Saturdays at 2pm. Anita brightens my journey en route to a Keith fixture, with her ability to sound reasonable as she fillets some right wing bigot who has phoned in to complain about darkies and pooves and socialists, and darkie socialists given to poovery.

    Er...these toonser ****s moaning about the bus gate on Bedford Road when itís been in the 2005 AFTN plans all along. Tossers.

  14. #34
    Driving along the middle lane of the motorway at 80mph, somebody following behind you as you overtake a load of cars in the inside lane. The traffic on the inside disappears, you have an empty road in front of you, and your mind flashes back to your driving lessons decades earlier, the highway code, and the rule that once you've overtaken someone you should move over into the inside lane. You weigh it up briefly for a few seconds, what's in it for me you ask, only hassle can come from it you reason, but I'm not going to hog the middle lane so I'll move over.

    You do your good deed, but as soon as you've pulled in you catch a glimpse of the man behind you nodding his head in excitement, the thrill of his year playing out before him as he launches into a five minute attempt to overtake you at 80.1mph in his groaning 1.0 litre Vauxhall Corsa. You end up getting stuck behind a truck and have to hit your brakes to let him past while he sails off into the distance hogging the middle lane like a limpet.

  15. #35
    Folk always having their fog lights on.

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    I get some funny looks from the people queuing waiting to get off as I'm still sat down reading my book. I agree with the departure lounge w*nkers as well although if you know it's a busy flight you might not get your cabin baggage on if you're still sat at the bar while every one else is fighting for position.





    You guys must be some chilled out dudes if that is all that makes you mad. What about people who use a mobility scooter when they clearly don't need it? The shop assistants on the till in the morning yapping to a customer when you're behind them getting even later for work? This is your chance to vent that anger. Come on, let f*ck out of it!
    It's the bigger picture though. Those ****s are worse than the ****s that like Mrs Brown's Boys or the folk that wear hats in restaurants. Sub human scum.

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    Folk that yap and play with their phones instead of reading the effing menu when going oot to eat. I'm starving and expect to give the waiter my order on the first go. None of this give me 5 mins sheite.

    Yearly evaluations at work and your 5 year goal expectations. I just want paid at the end o' the month and dinna give a feck aboot licking erse and climbing the ladder.

    Happy yappy folk at work and those that drank the company kool aid and adopt the American enthusiastic ra-ra-ra nonsense.

    Folk on social media that ask for prayers when a terrorist even happens. Especially for the folk shot in the chuch in Texas earlier this week. Were they nae already praying enough like?

    Theresa May. A humped backed, stick legged awful woman.

    Folk that dinna like the same stuff as me.

    I sound like a right miserable old kunt!

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    Folk always having their fog lights on.
    Folk that leave their full beam on a second longer than they should, just so you can acknowledge what great guys they are for turning them off. C*nts

  19. #39
    Uncoordinated utility works
    Theyíre laying a gas pipe round the front of our work just now. Theyíve already dug it up, layed it, covered it up, dug it up again, fannied about with it, covered it up & are now in the process of digging it up again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Folk that leave their full beam on a second longer than they should, just so you can acknowledge what great guys they are for turning them off. C*nts
    People don't do that do they?

    I'll admit to one potential traffic faux pas. i dinna really use the hazard warning light to say thank you when someone lets me in, just stick my hand up to acknowledge them. Am I a (unt because of this?

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