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  1. #281
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    Nae green mannies at road crossings.

    Who, in the name of f'uck, thought that one up?

    I an extra attempt to reduce the population, some of them don't even beep.

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    You should try walking around Trafalgar Square, DD

    It's almost as if being gay is acceptable

    https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/lg...ts-london.html

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    You’d expect poofs in England
    They’re a’ a bunch o’ poofs

  4. #284
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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post

    I an extra attempt to reduce the population, some of them don't even beep.
    The ones that don’t beep are there to stop blind users from walking out in front of cars

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    How on earth is that suppose to work?

    B'ollocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    How on earth is that suppose to work?

    B'ollocks
    Under the control box on the crossing, there’s a conical wheel that rotates when Ampelmann is showing green. It saves the partially-sighted from walking into traffic, although without anti-bacterial gel on offer nearby, they’ll all have the flu or the jandees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    How on earth is that suppose to work?

    B'ollocks
    57v is spot on above.

    Picture the scene. You’re at a box junction with crossings over all four roads. Blind guy walks up & pushes the button. How can he be sure which ones beeping?

    Edit - I was told that years ago at primary school, by a police officer doing the Tufty road safety campaign.

    Don’t be like his pal, the weasel
    Last edited by Mason89; 25-02-2020 at 08:32 PM.

  8. #288
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    Sorry to butt in to your conversation but see on trains, in the toilets, a lot of the signs now have braille. So does that mean the blind folk just need to shuffle along the train and feel everything until they feel something that says 'sh*tter? And then what about when they want to wash their hands, trawl their fingers all over the WC room until they find the braille for sink. I appreciate their hands would soon be germ free but still....

    Any help appreciated.

  9. #289
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    So
    Where does taking the green mannie down from across the road help anyone, blind or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    57v is spot on above.

    Picture the scene. You’re at a box junction with crossings over all four roads. Blind guy walks up & pushes the button. How can he be sure which ones beeping?

    Edit - I was told that years ago at primary school, by a police officer doing the Tufty road safety campaign.

    Don’t be like his pal, the weasel
    I was in the tufty club min.
    Wuillie Weasel’s a baddie.

    Can’t we have this wheel thing AND the beeps?

    If not then for f’uck sake keep the green mannie.

    The way this is going, folk that can see will all be run over and the blind are all going to die of jandies.

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