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    Quote Originally Posted by StandfreeFM View Post
    People don't do that do they?

    I'll admit to one potential traffic faux pas. i dinna really use the hazard warning light to say thank you when someone lets me in, just stick my hand up to acknowledge them. Am I a (unt because of this?
    No that's acceptable.

    Regulation 29/12:3 of the drivers ettiquete manual clearly states that a wave is an acceptable form of thanks and acknowledgement after being allowed space to manoeuvre a motor vehicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    No that's acceptable.

    Regulation 29/12:3 of the drivers ettiquete manual clearly states that a wave is an acceptable form of thanks and acknowledgement after being allowed space to manoeuvre a motor vehicle.
    Phew, thanks for that. Canna stand the (unts (usually in an audi or a bmw) who push in and then thank you, as if you had any fu(kin say in the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    That’s not the reason you’re a c*nt


    Canna stand the following:-

    Question Time audiences
    Question Time panel
    Question Time (particularly when it is in Scotland)
    Public transport seat hoggers
    Andrea Leadsom
    Cowdenbeath FC
    Sean Spicer/Corey Lewondowski making money
    Twitter/Pinterst/Social Media that I don't understand
    Another vote for James Corden
    Strathclyde Uni's new energy system building works causing months of inconvenience to every (unt
    Tucker Carlson/Sean Hannity
    Conspiracy Theorists
    Last edited by StandfreeFM; 09-11-2017 at 10:53 AM.

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    41-The Royal Family
    42-People who don’t look after their hygiene
    43-Liverpool FC
    44-People who think what’s happening in moneyball football is a good thing
    45-“St Anger” by Metallica
    46- Trying a new beer that turns out to be bogging
    47- Train prices
    48-Butter
    49-Everytime you buy something/fly/stay at a hotel you receive copious emails requesting feedback
    50-the food at my work
    51-Geese
    52-My five hour wait at Frankfurt on the way home from work (soon to change)
    53-Sarah Millican
    54-The fact they have slowed down the wifi at work
    55- Footballers who wear short sleeves with gloves
    56-Players who take corners from outside the quadrant
    57-Knobends who wear a tourie with a t-shirt
    58- Really English sounding people who use doric words
    59-The fact I took French and not German at school yet have never been to France since but Germany 10+ times
    60- Lewis Hamilton

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    Bob Geldoff.

    The c*nts c*nt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Bob Geldoff.

    The c*nts c*nt
    Ach, he's allright, heart's in the right place. I'm always mystified tho how someone could be so rich on the back of one fu(king song

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Bob Geldoff.

    The c*nts c*nt
    Him and Bono are the c@ntiest of c@nts that have ever been c@nts

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    Quote Originally Posted by StandfreeFM View Post
    Ach, he's allright, heart's in the right place. I'm always mystified tho how someone could be so rich on the back of one fu(king song
    Him & Midge are both worth a few quid. Doubt its from Ultravox & Boomtown Rats royalties

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    The type of people who say, when you ask them how they are "living the dream" or "fair to hellish".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    The type of people who say, when you ask them how they are "living the dream" or "fair to hellish".
    Yeah, they sound pretty lame.

    Lassies who call other lassies "Mrs" ("And how are you doing today Mrs?"). Often the same folk that say "Cringe" at the end of a dull bit of gossip. I hate working in an office sometimes.

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    People that work in offices

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    When I started working for Duncan and Todd the whole lot of the office duties were done by a wifie who worked in the Peterhead branch called Jean.

    If you wanted your wages a few days early ( and I often did) you had to be nice to Jean.

    A few years later ( and a fair amount of new branches) a wee upstairs office appeared with a wifie called Elma in it.

    Elma ran the whole show.

    Not as good as Jean on the early wages front but I won't hold that against her.

    Then we moved to bigger premises and purchased an office staff making machine.

    Well I remember the move but I don't remember buying the machine, maybe it was there already when we moved in.

    Office staff spawned more office staff until they were whining about lack of space and took over the whole building.

    The thing is that

    1/ No chance at all of early wages

    2/ All of them put together didn't do as much work in a day as Elma.


    They were good at birthday cakes and balloons though.

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    The colour orange
    “Celebrities” only famous for reality TV shows
    Terry Wogan
    ****s who don’t hold a door open for you
    British Airways
    Kris Boyd
    Davie Provan
    Dundee
    Marmalade
    Birds ****ting on my car the day after i’ve washed it
    Gordon Ramsay
    France
    Getting beat at darts
    Lazy barstewards
    Sunday fitba
    Any banner with “loyal” on it
    Chris Evans
    Poor service in a restaurant

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    Sorry got to raise a few points here. This is for things that really make you angry (like slow old people). Surely we can't have marmalade, butter and geese. Some geese can fly as much as 1500 miles in one day there is no way we can have them in the same category as say, Scotrail. Butter is well fine.

    And what about Dundee. It's a dump of a place but you surely don't walk around all day raging about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    Sorry got to raise a few points here. This is for things that really make you angry (like slow old people). Surely we can't have marmalade, butter and geese. Some geese can fly as much as 1500 miles in one day there is no way we can have them in the same category as say, Scotrail. Butter is well fine.

    And what about Dundee. It's a dump of a place but you surely don't walk around all day raging about it.
    If I get served a sannie that's got butter in it I get itrate

    If I see a goose I want to murder it so much is my rage. (Childhood incident led me to this)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    If I get served a sannie that's got butter in it I get itrate

    If I see a goose I want to murder it so much is my rage. (Childhood incident led me to this)
    Nae as bad as Giraffes

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    Butters fine, leave it alone, done nowt to you (unlike geese)

    Precocious children p!ss me off, particularly on tv

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    Folk at work using their kids to get time off. They usually get a temperature Friday afternoon or Monday morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Folk at work using their kids to get time off. They usually get a temperature Friday afternoon or Monday morning
    Folk that moan about folk with childcare issues.

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    1. Forgetting that u comes before e in your own fu**ing username!!!!!!
    2. Getting stuck behind tractors on the way home from work (just use the fuc*ing fields)
    3. Cyclists see above (nae using fields obviously just dinnae use my road hame)
    4. People staring at Facebook on their phones all day
    5.Wives who cannae even get through their tea without stopping to stare at facebook
    6.Just facebook (or twitter or anything else that involves staring at your phone and generally non communicating with the real world)
    7. Stansmith - no explanation required
    8. Getting an email fae the catalogue company telling you about the massive sale just on the day after you just spent a fortune on xmas presents (maybe just me that one)
    9. PPI cold calls - Just FUUUUCCCC*** off
    10. My Boss
    11. No being able to laugh at the huns on the news when they are in the financial poop coz your watching the programme with your wife (aye she is one)
    12. People who choose living on benefits as a career.
    13. Coming back to 500 emails at work after your holidays
    14. Actually just coming back to work after your holidays.
    15. typing a list and then the computer saying you dont have permission to post it arrrgghhhh!!!

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