things that p*ss you off

[mondo_notion]

Thought we need a thread where we can all vent our anger about the things in life that really get us worked up.

Now the story that inspired me to do this was one I heard today on the news about iphone users not being able to type the letter I for a while today. (or something along those lines). It's not f*cking news. Also noticed a headline, squeezed in somewhere between the Texas shooting and an 18 moth old baby being murdered, that whatsapp had stopped working for a few hours. Get a grip of yourselves there is a lot more going on in the world than having a few hours with out your group chats.

Now I can admit that there are a lot of things that really annoy me where I know it is me that is totally in the wrong. For example, old people walking. Get out the F*cking way grandpa. I am a fast walker, sue me. Also people that cause a bottleneck at airports coming out of security, day dreaming trailing their suitcase behind them not giving anyone room to get by. It's really simple stuff.

I've got loads more but don't want people to think I'm a miserable c*nt.

Fill your boots folks.....

[Mason89]

People who queue to get on & off planes. Worse than Huns

[Mason89]

House party guitarists

The very worst humanity has to offer

[Aldo1983]

Folk that like Trainspotting 2

[DonUnder]

Folk that drive with hats on (unless your work dictates).

You look like a cnt and drive like a tw@t - stop it.

[Pacman1903]

1-Guffball
2-Coldplay
3-Psycophantic hun ball sniffers(ala Jim White)
4-Transfer Windows
5-When you go abroad to watch a match and it ends up 0-0(F@cking Feyenoord)
6-C@nts that have "done everything" and "been everywhere"
7-When you meet a bird whos photos have clearly been tampered with and she is in fact a gargoyle and not the hottie you thought
8-The hipster look
9-Anyone who refers to sevco being liquidated "again" or dying "again"
10-Anyone who tries to force religion on you
11-Trying to phone the Aberdeen FC ticket office
12- Brewdog
13-Being offshore at christmas
14-The pig hordes and their ambulance chasing and candle lit vigils
15-The way Pittodrie sells out for big games and is half empty the rest of the season
16-The fact Waynes World 3 never went into production
17-Americans and their gun views*
18-When I get on the plane long haul and realise my kindles battery is low and my charger is in the hold
19-People who go to the gym and bulk up on their upper body and not their flamingo legs and refer to it as training (training for what exactly)
20-When I had tickets to see Dio in Glasgow which was cancelled as he was ill then the selfish bugger went and died so I never saw him



This is just the first things off the top of my head

[StandfreeFM]

People who queue to get on & off planes. Worse than Huns

I don't get it. Do you mean the (unts who leap up at the first hint of boarding or as soon as the plane lands are up all in about the overheard compartments? Admittedly it's been a while since I've been on a plane but you do at some point have to cue to get on a plane, lest you end up sitting on your tod.

(unts that clap when the plane lands. Backward idiots.

[Mason89]

The ones that stand up when the plane stops, where the f*ck do they think they’re going? Never seen the big fuss at the departure gate either. You’ve got a ticket, there’s a seat with your name on it, calm the f*ck down.

Everything about flying gets on my tits.

[Pacman1903]

Everything about flying gets on my tits.

Hot KLM Stewardesses?
Free booze?
The fact you could be flying somewhere awesome?

But aye c@nts who jump up and queue. **** them. I have worse thing to worry about then hot tailing it off a plane. They even still do it when you need a bus transfer to the terminal. Buffoons.If you have a latchy connection I understand but nine times out of ten you get told to come to the front anyway

[theoninedog]

SUV'S, Range Rovers and thon Australian Ute type things that seem to be gaining in popularity nowadays.

The type of vehicles that ought to

A - Be Heavily Taxed , regardless of low omissions etc !!!
B - Forced to Park at the furthest away point in Supermarkets