Hey I went to Asda just now and bought a bottle of Bacardi and it had a free gift, a lime squeezer, the lady who had to remove the tag asked what the free gift was. I told her it says lime but could squeeze anything really I s'pose. She only went and said I can think of something else to squeeze. I said ouch and she went on about it saying she has a visual in her mind about it ffs harassment innit. I won't tell er indoors about it that's for sure
She meant his neck.. He he
To be honest davee I did feel violated as she weren't no looker but I never thought of it like Alfie did and now I think he could be right
Last edited by gaz1959; 18-11-2017 at 10:55 AM.
If she ever offers you yoghurt Gaz, run like the clappers....