Ali's dismissal was a shocker , one day cricket shot .
Quite how the technology decided Root was out when hot spot revealed nothing is beyond me .
Patterson is a superb aussie bowler , top draw that lad .
Better team than us , simple as that .
Root with much to learn regarding captaincy .
Ben Stokes is a huge loss .
Cook needs a taxi to the airport , past his best .
We've lost the ashes , nowt to come in Perth , the aussie quicks will murder us on the concrete pitch that is the Wacca .