Weird ****s about :-/

[gaz1959]

I am visiting my brother in Brixham.

We took the dogs up on Dartmoor for an early morning run.

On the way back we saw this guy sat by our car. He was wearing inadequate clothing for the climate and a RUCKSACK which looked quite heavy.

We offered him a lift to the nearest village which he accepted with little more than a grunt.

I asked him what his name was to try and make convo. "Graham" he mumbled

I was feeling a bit uneasy about him being behind me in the car so kept myself turned to him.

Curious about the rucksack I asked him what was in it.

He gave me a look that shook me - I said I am just wonderring if you got any warmer gear in there that's all.

"Mind your business" he said

Me and bro were quite spooked by now and still miles from anywhere.

My brother yanked on the brakes and said to him to watch himself as we were just making polite conversation

The bloke was clutching this rucksack tightly when he said "mind your own ******* business"

Me and bro looked at eachother and I was able to see he was as spooked as I was.

We jumped out the car and before we could get to him he was already stood out of the car with fists clenched and looked menacingly.

I was going to go for it with this man mountain but felt uneasy so said to my bro get back in the car and lets get out of here.

We sped off and I noticed the guy left his rucksack in the car

I said should we go back and give it to him.

"Stuff him" said my bro as we drove on

Stange folk about indeed and I won't pick any more up anymore strangers!!!!

[frenchlion]

OK Gaz...What was in the rucksack ?

[chalky_ncfc]

Its like ****ing Tales Of The Unexpected...

Come on gaz,put me out of my misery

[davee59]

I think gaz has been on some gear and so there isn't a punchline!!

[gaz1959]

What's up chaps?

[chalky_ncfc]

What was in the CHUFFING bag!!??

[gaz1959]

What was in the CHUFFING bag!!??

Oh what's in the rucksack?...

















































































































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Mind you ****ing business !!



Hahaha

[Newcy Wolf]

[chalky_ncfc]

Its a good that I dont know where he lives

[davee59]

Its a good that I dont know where he lives

That would be a different sort of punchline chalky!!