What's thar got ............

[upthecolliers]

1 big teea mug with Grumpy Grandad wrote on't side.
1 bottle of Whiskey Johnny Walkers.
And a Barbour Wax coit (for going to matches in)

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

[animallittle3]

A raleigh chopper

Scaletric

Mouse trap game

Lego

Meccano set

5 selection boxes

Bag of nuts and an orange


I'm actually all alone this xmas day morning , JLO's working till 3pm , step daughters at her boyfriends till this afternoon , yes I've had a word and this kid's card is marked .

Dinner is all prepared and Turkey cooking slowly and this afternoon 8 of us will make it crack .


Games tonight , the forfeit is you sing a song of your choice on the karaoke machine , plenty of booze , jobs a good un .

Merry xmas

[Doggydo]

Same old, same old

[Exiletyke]

A raleigh chopper

Scaletric

Mouse trap game

Lego

Meccano set

5 selection boxes

Bag of nuts and an orange


I'm actually all alone this xmas day morning , JLO's working till 3pm , step daughters at her boyfriends till this afternoon , yes I've had a word and this kid's card is marked .

Dinner is all prepared and Turkey cooking slowly and this afternoon 8 of us will make it crack .


Games tonight , the forfeit is you sing a song of your choice on the karaoke machine , plenty of booze , jobs a good un .

Merry xmas

Not inviting Roma then?
You never know he might pop round as he knows where you live
Merry Christmas

[animallittle3]

Not inviting Roma then?
You never know he might pop round as he knows where you live
Merry Christmas

If I hear the sound of clonking chains coming down my garden path I'll know it's him .

There's more chance of Boris Johnson joining us for xmas dinner than roma mate .


:-) :-) :-)

[bankendbfc]

A got socks an smellies off my son, and a blazing row off ar mam. Goin off Christmas

[animallittle3]

A got socks an smellies off my son, and a blazing row off ar mam. Goin off Christmas

Ha the good old xmas day mam b ollocking , as traditional as the turkey itself .

The turning up for xmas day dinner with a hangover from hell generally did the trick .

" one day a year is all I ask "

" so we can sit down as a family and you can't even respect that "

Clearly this hangover will have me tracing my family tree and asking awkward questions then ?

" days bloody ruined before it's begun "

" do you know how much work your mams put into this "

Neither do you pop seen as you never give her a hand me thinks .

" your sister never gets drunk "

Says more about her than me im thinking the sad sap .

" you'd. better eat everything in front of you my lad "

What even the bstrd xmas crackers .

"' I've timed it so we can sit and watch the queens xmas message "

I'll be doing the dishes then , brownie points on offer .

" ya a good lad really "

Of course I am , any paracetamol mam ?

[Jules88]

I’ve got ( among other things) an Harmonica!!!
Can’t wait till Boxing day match.... full debut of the new Oakwell East Stand Band!!

[bankendbfc]

Can't agree with the woman, ignorance is bliss. I will of course miss the gravy but am a man o principles, a hungry man of principles who's screwed himself out of Christmas dinner.

[Acido]

I got a few oranges and apples in my stocking, but we're NOT old fashioned here in Normy of course. lol
Im going to be hitting the living room bar at regular intervals today and tonight, so dont expect much sense from me if I carry on posting.