East Mids Late News Just Reported

[Steward]

Aitor Karanka is new Forest Manager, his first game will be against Hull in the F.A cup. I'm sure they have league games before then, cos I have to be on duty.

[The-Mac pie]

Ok agent karanka.
Steady the ship then **** it up

[uysapie]

Couldn't give a toss.

[tarquinbeech]

Couldn't give a toss.

I had the same problem last year....luckily there was a box of 100 Viagra on offer in Walmart, I admit I got a bit excited.....but I paid for the other 99....the notes were a bit sticky though

[sidders]

One of Jonathan Woss's top managers

[Pies4u]

I think the Scum must have won at the weekend - the local BBC stations seem to be quite excited. We are all desperate to know if some bloke is going to get a new dog, that is real news by all accounts.

On the other hand, you may be forgiven for thinking that Notts didn't have a game. According tinted b'fast to news bulletin, referring to Mark Dennidon's morning show, football will feature because, "Forest are doing particularly well at the moment". The mind boggles.