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Thread: Big Black Lad needed upfront

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    Big Black Lad needed upfront

    When will the club listen to me re this one?

    Every team has a big black lad upfront and a speedy little black lad on the wing and we have neither.

    JCH doesn't count because he has very few West African genes and he can swim.

    Other teams have these players because they jump higher and run faster but we persist with white lads with slow twitch muscle fibres.

    A black lad upfront would fire us into the playoffs so listen up Warney and get a deal done.

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    This a call for the return of prodigal son Mr Blackstock?

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    What about keeping Semi up front? Well Warne did try him up front at the last game.

    Problem solved and no fee involved....our Chairman will be pleased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sawmiller View Post
    This a call for the return of prodigal son Mr Blackstock?
    Kempo quoted 'jump higher and run faster'....Blackstock is incapable of either of these attributes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kempo View Post
    When will the club listen to me re this one?

    Every team has a big black lad upfront and a speedy little black lad on the wing and we have neither.

    JCH doesn't count because he has very few West African genes and he can swim.

    Other teams have these players because they jump higher and run faster but we persist with white lads with slow twitch muscle fibres.

    A black lad upfront would fire us into the playoffs so listen up Warney and get a deal done.
    You've been missed K.

    Go on wake the board up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brin View Post
    What about keeping Semi up front? Well Warne did try him up front at the last game.

    Problem solved and no fee involved....our Chairman will be pleased.
    Fits the bill perfectly.

    Although born in Crayford both parents Nigerian so perfect for running and jumping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brin View Post
    Kempo quoted 'jump higher and run faster'....Blackstock is incapable of either of these attributes.

    LOL - quite. Either that, or he can jump higher and run faster - just can't be ar5ed to do either

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    JCH will be happy. Give him his chance. A match fit Johno could make us soon forget about Moore.

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    Black, male, lots of fast twitch muscle - just described my son in laws ex racing greyhound - fast as you want, can jump really high - just need a rabbit instead of a ball and we are sorted!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwru View Post
    JCH will be happy. Give him his chance. A match fit Johno could make us soon forget about Moore.
    Have to say that if JCH can carry on like he finished his last cameo appearance then all may be not that bad.

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