Here's my lame attempt
We play
Chidie Chidie Bang Bang,
Chidie Chidie Bang Bang
We love you.
Here Comes
Chidie Chidie Bang Bang
Chidie Chidie Bang Bang’s
Coming for you
Near, far, wherever you are
Oh! What a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chidie Chidie Bang Bang
Watching him each weekend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine Nigerian friend.