Goal Celebrations

[1959_60]

Can you suggest any suitable goal celebrations by our players?

Some celebrations are very clever, others, such as the embarrassing complicated hand shake routines are cringeworthy.

When we score against Man Utd on Saturday I think it would be appropriate if our players bowed their heads, looked miserable and walked back slowly to our own half - a la Lukaku. Jose Mourinho, who seems to be against celebrations, would be happy.

I would also like to see us do the Morecambe and Wise thing on other occasions.

[sinkov]

I'd make it a rule, no celebrations until the fifth one has gone in.

[Turfmoore]

For a celebration, add two more for a hat-trick.

[Norder]

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If we score....would be a creation of the highest order - so would require the loftiest praise.

[Altobelli]

We have to score first

[oldcolner]

We have to score first

They won’t remember the celebration either it seems Burnley nil is becoming fairly common.

[Saxo1man41]

Goal celebrations these days are pathetic. Prerehersed shyte that means nothing to anyone except the players themselves. Anything more than two arms held aloft, of the one finger salute is totally not necessary.

[1959_60]

I agree that rehearsed goal celebrations are usually cringeworthy.

But I reckon the miserable celebrations against Man Utd would be appropriate.

And the Morecambe and Wise one would be great.