Vasectomy's for the plebs , an alliance with NI paramilitaries and failing companies or sectors dumping their losses on the taxpayer , ZHC , austerity cake for the less well off and foodbank central would surely do it for Fire , throw in Bo Jo and Jacob Rees Mogg and it's a real winner with the younger voter .
Come out of the closet fire and announce yourself as a Tory , the party is made for you mate .