Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
My second wife's mantra was "Unless it has the word Hotel followed by 5 stars, forget it!" We divorced after three years.
About 30 years ago I went to Tenerife and booked into the Hotel Esquilon (probably spelt wrong), it was supposed to be 5 When we arrived there was 2 beautiful stars engraved into the wall, with 3 bad one's pained next to the first 2.

We had to flush the toilets with water from the dirty pool, Breakfast was soup or salad, soup was like water and the salad was one lettuce leaf and a third of a tomato, least to say we all complained and asked for a transfer which was turned down, we got some of our money back later when we got home.