Chris Martin available for loan. Gerrin theear Chien.

[Ponte_Steve24]

Women in leggings do it for me SBRed. However, I've never cracked one off at work over them

[SBRed48]

Tha means thaz not been caught yit.

"Anybody seen Steve ?"

"No, he went to toilet a few minutes ago".

"Rachel wor here looking after a patient near him. She might know."

[Romared]

Av just put in a lovely stew fo teear. Chunks of casserole beef, leeks, par-boiled carrots and, here's the key ingredient--fresh Moroccan Chicken Soup (two tubs). Taities done separately, par-boiled then roasted in olive oil.butter and garlic. Enough to last three meals. Az it matures it gets better. Chien can come to our 'arse any time forra meal.

Thallevta get thissen on Mastachuff withi recipes , sarnds bloody luvlee, Wenstha put that chicken soup in ? Reyt at end ? Av t mek doo wia Spam sarnie tuneet big coyit on eeartin turned darn , nowt left arta W F A , can tha save mi summa that casserole ? Eh arr tutha haif live,,,,,,,,,

[SBRed48]

Thallevta get thissen on Mastachuff withi recipes , sarnds bloody luvlee, Wenstha put that chicken soup in ? Reyt at end ? Av t mek doo wia Spam sarnie tuneet big coyit on eeartin turned darn , nowt left arta W F A , can tha save mi summa that casserole ? Eh arr tutha haif live,,,,,,,,,

All guzzin together at start fo 2 n a heyf hours on 180 C . Taities put in fo 45 mins during casserole cookin to save on WFA. A can smell it all nar in kitchen. Lerrit rest fo 10 mins. Eytin it during Pointless. Big Chien ez texted me to se 'iz Choppa is landing sooin and will be here at heyf five. Ms Hung cummin n'all.

[Romared]

Gerrar ort baccasetee Chow fo nar

[SBRed48]

A know these rich birds like a bitta ruff but am playing the long game. No rumpty till the second date. (That's a positive post by the way Ziles). She is one hot lady.

[Nozzer1953]

I thought this posts was about whether or not we should trying and sign Chris Martin on loan. Well he has 1 goal in 25 appearances this season, and apparently on £30000 a week. So it is a no from me. I was hoping for a defensive midfield player this week as Gardener and Williams are not available

[Romared]

Tek wunnathem viola tablets withee ont second date ( thanose them littul blueuns )

[SBRed48]

I thought this posts was about whether or not we should trying and sign Chris Martin on loan. Well he has 1 goal in 25 appearances this season, and apparently on £30000 a week. So it is a no from me. I was hoping for a defensive midfield player this week as Gardener and Williams are not available

Good shout Nozzer. Am only gooin on aar iz laiked ageean us. A dunt know aar Derby do it under FFP if he is on £1.5 mill a year. What are the others on ?

[SBRed48]

Still waiting for a response to my truce in Post 32. Perhaps PM's are flying across the internet to produce a Brexit- like joint statement. In the absence of a response I hereby declare a unilateral statement to only post positively abart Chien and ignore any anti-Cryne statements/ questions from Animal/Ziles.

That stew melted in the marth. Chien and Grace loved it. Grace (she lets me call her Grace nar) is cummin art wi me fo a Ruby in Sowerby Bridge tomorra. Fingers crossed.