Berahino: I fink he's fick

[holmleighchris]

All over the papers today (well The Sun) about him paying a hooker 5 grand for a night of pleasure. A few weeks ago he got engaged to a shapely looking wench, pledging himself to her in song.
The man's a total fool. £60 is the going rate down here (so I'm told).
To be fair to him he was p[probably celebrating the 2 year birthday of his last goal.

[goodlordmurphy]

All over the papers today (well The Sun) about him paying a hooker 5 grand for a night of pleasure. A few weeks ago he got engaged to a shapely looking wench, pledging himself to her in song.
The man's a total fool. £60 is the going rate down here (so I'm told).
To be fair to him he was p[probably celebrating the 2 year birthday of his last goal.

Only chance of scoring these days....as everyone was thinking I'm sure...

[Yarmbaggie]

Only chance of scoring these days....as everyone was thinking I'm sure...

And even then he has to pay way over the odds to make sure he sticks it in. Prize plonker.

[goodlordmurphy]

All over the papers today (well The Sun) about him paying a hooker 5 grand for a night of pleasure. A few weeks ago he got engaged to a shapely looking wench, pledging himself to her in song.
The man's a total fool. £60 is the going rate down here (so I'm told).
To be fair to him he was p[probably celebrating the 2 year birthday of his last goal.

I just had a semi-troll through some of the latest posts and something caught my eye...Hlc, you seem to know a lot about Wyngardes lavatorial escapades as you put it....now you tell us the going rate for hookers is £60 a throw...is there no end to your depravity....

[mickd1961]

I just had a semi-troll through some of the latest posts and something caught my eye...Hlc, you seem to know a lot about Wyngardes lavatorial escapades as you put it....now you tell us the going rate for hookers is £60 a throw...is there no end to your depravity....

"LIKE"

I was thinking the same Chris LOL!!

[splinter]

All over the papers today (well The Sun) about him paying a hooker 5 grand for a night of pleasure. A few weeks ago he got engaged to a shapely looking wench, pledging himself to her in song.
The man's a total fool. £60 is the going rate down here (so I'm told).
To be fair to him he was p[probably celebrating the 2 year birthday of his last goal.

Hasn't made the bench today, I can see him finishing up in non league within the next 3 seasons.

[holmleighchris]

I just had a semi-troll through some of the latest posts and something caught my eye...Hlc, you seem to know a lot about Wyngardes lavatorial escapades as you put it....now you tell us the going rate for hookers is £60 a throw...is there no end to your depravity....

Everyone over 10 knows of Wyngarde's exploits around here. As for the hookers, that was just conjecture

[GLAWSTERBAGGIE]

All over the papers today (well The Sun) about him paying a hooker 5 grand for a night of pleasure. A few weeks ago he got engaged to a shapely looking wench, pledging himself to her in song.
The man's a total fool. £60 is the going rate down here (so I'm told).
To be fair to him he was p[probably celebrating the 2 year birthday of his last goal.

Bloody he'll HLC I pay 6 duck eggs and a turnip from this side of Gloucester for that pleasure,

5K ? I'd want the dishes done and she could drop me off at work !

[baggieal]

All over the papers today (well The Sun) about him paying a hooker 5 grand for a night of pleasure. A few weeks ago he got engaged to a shapely looking wench, pledging himself to her in song.
The man's a total fool. £60 is the going rate down here (so I'm told).
To be fair to him he was p[probably celebrating the 2 year birthday of his last goal.

What do you get for 60 quid Chris - come on chap enlighten us?

[The Minn Junta]

Hasn't made the bench today, I can see him finishing up in non league within the next 3 seasons.

Luke Moore Mk2