There rounding up the homeless as I speak SB in preparation for the big day .
The world will be watching and a great spectacle awaits showing the global audience what a fine equal and prosperous society we enjoy .
I can hardly wait to start paying for this most joyous of regal occasions .
Who needs a home , health and food in your belly anyway when you get to enjoy Britain laid bare before the world .
The right will have stains on their under crackers for many months to come .
Long live the Royal's .