Reply With QuoteMy bmi tells me that I’m not tall enough.Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie
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Worth absolutely nowt and it also added that I probably couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
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My bmi tells me that I’m not tall enough.
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Mine also.
It also clarified that i played in defence cos i'm to slow for midfield and couldn't hit a barn door so poor upfront
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8p ....
Kunts
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.. 34.58 .. I wouldn't pay that for me mind ..
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Oi...you lied about your age!!
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.. I actually didin't, and gave me correct weight / height .. I was hoping it would ask me if I worked out, else I thought I would have to pay for me own transfer ..
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The postman popped a note through the door today to say I have a large package.....
My wife disagrees
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Oops wrong thread
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