Spare a thought for me. We’ve got our 50th coming up next year although in fairness, I was a child bridegroom (literally) who was dragged down the isle by her and her Dad.
My nail scratch-marks are still there for all to see... jees I’ve got staying power although strangely enough, everybody who knows us think that it’s the Mrs who has. Never been able to figure that out, I’m the nicest guy I know and modest to a fault.