Att Chalky

[Psaw]

You may have noticed that Derry has been fired. Including our relegation seasons, the football is as bad, if not worse than those years. He is a football poison, an idiot of the highest order, unintelligent, dumb, an imposter. And because you took pride in him, i am holding YOU responsible, and you must be punished.

Before i tell you how, is Rab still alive, and not passed on from alcohol poisoning? Is that bloke from Leicester still upright, his heart still working? Is Buc still spouting his socialist nonsense? I expect Kel is now sleeping in doorways somewhere in Newcastle or Workington.

Anyway i hope your not in hospital. I have never had a parrott burger, with a little french mustard it should be okay. I will start with coco. You will never know when i will strike.

p.s, the football was so bad i missed games. Derry is incompetent. Totally.

[griff]

You may have noticed that Derry has been fired. Including our relegation seasons, the football is as bad, if not worse than those years. He is a football poison, an idiot of the highest order, unintelligent, dumb, an imposter. And because you took pride in him, i am holding YOU responsible, and you must be punished.
Chalky isn't really who he says he is on here. He's an undercover operative for Mossad. He doesn't get punished, he gets EVEN.

Is Rab still alive?
Yes. He now runs a team out of Glasgow that have sworn to rid the country of people of the purple persuasion and he'll no doubt be knocking on your door any day soon.

Is that bloke from Leicester still upright?
Kenny is fit and well, and currently topping the charts in a Level 42 tribute band

Is Buc still spouting his socialist nonsense?
He's found religion and is currently in retreat in Tibet

I expect Kel is now sleeping in doorways somewhere in Newcastle or Workington.
He does both in an attempt to reach out to the homeless community. Winning millions on the lottery gave him a sense of purpose and he is also paying for a new pitch to be laid at Rochdale FC.

Anyway i hope your not in hospital.
Of course he is, he works in one.

I have never had a parrott burger, with a little french mustard it should be okay. I will start with coco. You will never know when i will strike.
Good luck. Coco isn't a parrot

p.s, the football was so bad i missed games. Derry is incompetent. Totally.

He's not here at present so I've sorted it for youse Frank

[kel_]

Bol­locks, that’s ruined my neet. I thought you’d karked it you beetroot coloured cu­nt.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Griff, that is a fantastic reply.

Saves me quoting the purple nappered tadger.

#Bawsbooted

[chalky_ncfc]

You may have noticed that Derry has been fired. Including our relegation seasons, the football is as bad, if not worse than those years. He is a football poison, an idiot of the highest order, unintelligent, dumb, an imposter. And because you took pride in him, i am holding YOU responsible, and you must be punished.
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Hello Frank,how are you sir?
Aye I heard that Derry had gone over to the Cambridge supporters in the ground after the game on Friday and applauded them all so I doubt that it was a suprise to him,UTD have finished 9th and 11th the past two seasons and I don't think that I would consider that a failure considering the budget that he's had but obviously the fans and owners aren't happy with mediocre
Parrot burgers,don't have one Frank,I can tell you now that they taste disgusting from what I've read about them being a source of food,the Aborigines put them in a soup but they wasn't their first choice,let me buy you and your wife a burger as penance for backing Derry when he obviously wasn't up to Utds high standards,I was passing the bookies the other day and got an overwhelming urge to put a tenner on our three local teams to lose,I normally have them to win but for some reason went the other way and hey ho what happens,they all lose,was it a premonition or God works?,I don't know but I'm more than willing to share in my good luck with you if you will let me
Its good to see you post again as I was wondering what happened to you,send me an email concerning the burgers, £20 should cover it and it would be a pleasure to buy them

dosiuk@aol.co.uk

[Disco Buc]

Pleased to see you posting Frank was worried about you as you'd just disappeared.

[Psaw]

Hello Chalky, I know an excellent Chinese restaurant in the centre of Cambridge, the chilli king prawns are excellent. When your down here it will eat up your £209-00, i will make up the rest. Considering your social phobia, it might be better just to send the money. I will spare coco as he will probably have my finger off as im decapitating him.

I am glad kel can afford the fee for an internet cafe, as he has said something. Keep your money kel and spend it on a hot coffee. By the way Rab, if your eyes turn yellow, your abdomen hurts, and you feel like s hit, your body is telling you it needs more booze.

I am so glad Bury and Rochdale are going down. I forgot all about you Griff, easy to do. Are you still reading your marxist comic book? Must go, have babies to boil. I will be baaaaaack.

Jason .

[kel_]

Kiss my cu­nt Ribena head.

[Pentridge]

I thought the 'Scanners' candidate of'd passed anway too.

[chalky_ncfc]

Hello Chalky, I know an excellent Chinese restaurant in the centre of Cambridge, the chilli king prawns are excellent. When your down here it will eat up your £209-00, i will make up the rest. Considering your social phobia, it might be better just to send the money. I will spare coco as he will probably have my finger off as im decapitating him.

I'm not that fussed about Chinese tbf Frank but I'm more than willing to post you the twenty quid for a burger n pint in your local pub for you and your mrs,having said that I also I don't mind ordering you a tkt online to Tuesdays game for you to pick up from the ground instead if you want,my treat