Reply With QuoteCome on Gaz, that's no way to talk about the County Ground!
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I went to the tip today
I told the bloke in charge that "it's rubbish here" He said "you recycling old jokes again"
Dropped some stuff off at the charity shop on the way back and the lady asked if I was making a donation - I said "no, I was hoping for a part ex"
Ooo laff a minute 'ere
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Come on Gaz, that's no way to talk about the County Ground!
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Oi griff - stop taking the p!!ss ffs you know the CG isn't as good as thatOriginally Posted by griff
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Where you bin Gaz?I told the bloke in charge that "it's rubbish here" He said "you recycling old jokes again"
Dropped some stuff off at the charity shop on the way back and the lady asked if I was making a donation - I said "no, I was hoping for a part ex"
Ooo laff a minute 'ere
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In the back garden davee
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and it's your
before Alfie pops in
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Oh I forgot to mention that later in the day I dropped the other half off, (I would say better half but everyone says that about her and I've now got a complex about it), to see her fancy man, it's supposed to be an old school mate but .... (he might be gay tho).
I drove her to an area I don't normally drive to. It's got a big car park surrounded by s****y flats, wine bars and restaurants. I was driving out and this lady in a car is shouting at me "It's one way", I lip read her. I mouthed back "one way?" She stops and winds her window down and says "I only said it's one way". I said "yes and I just said it's one way?". She said "oh I thought you were being funny" For a moment I thought this bint was about to have a go. I said "don't worry about it and thanks anyway" ffs it all happens 'ere you know
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I don't know why people dig gardening??
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It's groovy and easy like a Sunday morning. My old chap used to dig up the veg for Sunday lunch on Sunday mornings when that song was in the charts.I don't know why people dig gardening??
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What a coincidence as while in the docs waiting room Lazy Like Sunday Morning came on. This was after being informed that the doc was running at least 1/2 hour late and four others were ahead of me.
Went to Wicks DIY after as needed a bit for my jet washer. Only one bloke serving and took eons toget my turn. Gives him a fiver and he says
"do you want to donate 50p to Oxfam"
"to who?" I say
"Oxfam" he says
"NO, no NO" i said and went on to say "a bit of an ask to donate to them at the moment isn't it"
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