We are sh!te ... BUT ........

[NaeMairNeeps]

Right guys, Ah've noticed, on match threads, where we win, the thread goes tae aboot half a dizzen pages. When we get gubbed, it goes tae 12/13 ish. .... obvoiusly, happy clappers are outnumbered by punts-pishers at least 2-1. ...Nae good enough!

So, here's a wee exercise designed tae adjust oor mindset tae a point which might approach 'balanced'.

In this thread, ye can post somethin' negative aboot the club/team/players/management/staff etc ... provided ye also post somethin positive.

Example.

"Still looks like, up front, we canna hit a coos airse wi an heat-seekin' oversized banjo .. but.... thon Ryan Duncan looks like an excitin' prospect."

* Should anyone post somethin negative, and fail tae add somethin positive, forum members will respond with 'booooooooooo!'

.... Come on noo .... see if we can get this thread on tae page 2 at least

[Red Zone]

I can't believe we haven't punted Bates along with Gallacher but delighted we are casting our signing net far and wide across Europe and not just the lower leagues in englandshire/ Atlanta loans

[Auldtoontoby]

Pies are whoooorin dear this season but meal deal prices same as 2019 😂

[NaeMairNeeps]

LidL's chicken thighs hae gone fae a quid an' 79 tae 2 quid an' 15 a kilo .... but sugar is still 65p a kilo ... so the wine-makin' is 'a-go-go' .... similarly, whilst on the subject o' LidL an' booze ... Hatherwoods Porter (previously known as Purple Panther) is still 1.25 a 500cc bottle ... fine stuff like

[Shetland Don]

LidL's chicken thighs hae gone fae a quid an' 79 tae 2 quid an' 15 a kilo .... but sugar is still 65p a kilo ... so the wine-makin' is 'a-go-go' .... similarly, whilst on the subject o' LidL an' booze ... Hatherwoods Porter (previously known as Purple Panther) is still 1.25 a 500cc bottle ... fine stuff like

The bad news is that there is neither a Lidl nor an Aldi in Shetland. The good news is that we’ll be in Aberdeen soon where I’ll take in a game and I’ll be sure to try a few of these.

[blowupsheep]

As a team we are still sh1te, but at least we have got some cash

[donsdaft]

I was ragin about FORTRESS GB coming up on my phone and vowed never to buy an electronic ticket ever again.

I bought another one while walking home from the match.

[Donanddusted]

Fine sentiments there, NMN.
However, I'm not so much a glass half/full half empty person. It's more like, "who finished my drink and pissed in the glass!?"

Red's a smashing colour.

[Hewitt_Scores]

We could do with offloading a couple more duffers, but I'm pretty pleased with what has been done in the transfer window & we've started well in the League Cup.

[RED_JOHN]

I am not convinced this new captain of ours is up to the task required as a player. He certainly doesn’t look quick at all which was strange after reading reports he was supposedly fast for a central defender. Jim Goodwin still hasn’t won me over and neither has Steven Gunn. Are we playing in white all this season?
Great to see Joe Lewis has been dropped and the Ramadani lad could be useful.
Boooooo to having a Celtic player on loan but he looks the best defender by a distance.