Damn these Americans and their consumerism.
Cheap skate tried to avoid all mention of Valentine's, unfortunately my little one came home from school with a rose.
Apparently her teacher thought it good idea for the kids to have 1 for Valentine's.
So there she came in, saying 'Daddy, Daddy Happy Valentine's, are you bringing me and mummy out!

So no choice, a dinner outing was on, fortunately the little one came along, so not too much romantic stuff, else my wife will get 'ideas' later.

So what you did for Valentine's? Any hanky panky planned excepting Roger of course, he's been limp for ages!!
Hahahahaha.