Pig's Pitch

[FatherKnowsBest]

If my brain was anywhere near the size of my gut i'd be almost as clever as Marvin(Holden)&TT Pops. UTCB

Well, to be fair Rod, nowadays I have to look for cloths made for the 'fuller figure' myself. Last time I bought a suit it was on the rails right at the back of the shop, way, way back, so far back that when I looked at the label, it had been made in Narnia.

[charliejoejohn2]

Duffy happened!!

[MPSblue]

One thing i will say abart the pigs is that they've got 2 cracklin,i mean crackin young keepers in Wildsmith and Dawson.I've just seen Dawson mek a r8 save today on't Beeb highlights.Another MASSIVE 0-0 win for the pigs today.UTCB

You aren't wrong both are absolute quality.

Regarding the pitch the number of home games since the start of the year plus training on it have taken its toll

[seanbeanstattoo]

No. What's taken its toll is the fact it wasn't laid by Desso but some cowboy outfit.
Probably some firm of Thai ladyboys.
As regards the number of home games has everyone else had a winter break?
The pitch at the Lane looks stunningly gorgeous.

Oh and I bet you've never seen the 2 piglets play once.
Bell End.

[Holden_C]

They originally skimped on the lighting required and now Theres a thread on OT explaining about the weather being particularly bad in the terrible micro climate that exists over the Rustbucket.

For proof there's a comparison with Villa's pitch which isn't going too well. It was laid twelve years ago......

Oddly, Bramall Lane hasn't yet had a mention.

[BlockD]

You aren't wrong both are absolute quality.

Regarding the pitch the number of home games since the start of the year plus training on it have taken its toll

He was quality against Birmingham wasn't he?

Why train on the fake Desso when you have state of the art training facilities at Middlewood?

[Holden_C]

He was quality against Birmingham wasn't he?

Why train on the fake Desso when you have state of the art training facilities at Middlewood?

Think M Road pitches have been frozen since before Christmas. That's the latest excuse. Can't have the LuckyBag Nearly a Desso blamed.

[blades58]

It's a fact that the players train in a tinpot dome tent and at the sty the fans play pretend at being MASSIVE in their own little bubble

[mcnulty1]

He was quality against Birmingham wasn't he?

Why train on the fake Desso when you have state of the art training facilities at Middlewood?

It's easy to pick one bad game out isn't it? I can assure you that the lad has been excellent. As has Dawson in the cup.

They've been training at Hillsborough a lot and it's been a harsh Winter. Even Desso's - which it is - need recovery time.

[BlockD]

It's easy to pick one bad game out isn't it? I can assure you that the lad has been excellent. As has Dawson in the cup.

They've been training at Hillsborough a lot and it's been a harsh Winter. Even Desso's - which it is - need recovery time.

If it was a Desso,it would not look as threadbare as it does,our real Desso looks pristine.

Harsh winter?,is the Rustbucket in Siberia you clown?