Here's a pop quiz for you
You are manager of a team that has slipped to the bottom half of the table and are chronically short of goals. You have the following forwards to pick from for the next match with their current season goal scoring statistics
Player A - a goal every 852 minutes of playing
Player B - a goal every 430 minutes of playing
Player C - a goal every 360 minutes of playing
Player D - a goal every 117 minutes of playing
Anyone who picked Player D clearly knows nothing about being a football manager