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Since they last won a Derby.
In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.
Put Doon by us with last minute winner.
Paid 40k for Toshney
Tubbed twice by the Barton
Finished 3rd in Fundesliga
Had a party in the Falkirk car park
Tubbed by the Accies
Mark Durham is still there best defender
Put out of League Cup by us
MMJ getting knocked out in the main stand
MMJ up in court (again)
Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season
Played local Derby with the Chin and drew
Pumped from some part time Irish Gaelic team in the B&Q cup
Pumped 6 away to Falkirk
Backing a drink driver
Suppliers not being paid
Parading signings in front of dirty washing
Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot
Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.
14 (four****) points behind the Media Darlings
Still playing Willo Flood
Sitting 3rd in the easiest Fundesliga in a generation
Happy at getting pumped only by 4 up at Aberdeen
Debt now around 4 million due to 8 different individuals and assets secured against these.
Anything I’ve missed?
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It is 'their,' not 'there,' in your reference to Mark Durham.
O' and the disc jockey (Murray) is determined to remove all possibility of an end of the season 'replacement/kept doon' derby in the play affs.
Simon 'Dee' was a well known DJ back n the late 60's.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Dee
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Ram as you can see my forte is with numbers so thanks for pointing out my grammetical (sic) error.Originally Posted by RAM1971
Good to see you don’t dispute anything else in the post though 😂😂
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100 (ONE HUNDRED) years since the funny wee team last earned the right to play with the big boys instead of getting up by default, something DFC has never had to rely on.
30 (THIRTY) failures in that time, mostly against village teams no longer in existence.
Last edited by Taintedice; 18-02-2018 at 11:23 AM.
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You can tell he has proof read the whole thing more than once, just in case he can pick up any other gremmetical (sic) error 😂😂 Brilliant post that has had the DAB seething he could not dispute any of it😎
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Its a fantastic post
Nobody could deny that
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I apologise for being a little bit pedantic, but sometimes I get a bit caught up in quality control. I also regret to inform you that I do indeed dispute others things in your post.......in fact everything. When I look back over the last three years or so as a once proud Shed, I realise that on all the points you list, I have previously been far less forgiving than your remarks convey. I would therefore like to commend you for the ill-deserved generosity that you have shown towards your city rivals.
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Ex rivals.
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You forgot the puddin supper hospitality.
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Ha Ha,aye, the same time we were announcing the Caulker signing on our official they were proudly announcing the return of the Puddin Supper hospitality
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