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Probably my favourite poster on here at the moment since gospel of thomas(?) has gone.
I went to the trouble of going back to the online translator just in case some of our more distant members struggle with dialect.....
P.S I could only find cockney rhyming slang....
As ah 'appily clap ma pished punts, ah thought it might be worf a gless Ca and Calf full/empty, wahn 'anded clap on ma punts Lillian Gish stain which turns oot tae be jist a bittie sweat. .... we officially/mathematically/arithmetically (along wi the bloomin' fkn 'uns) assured a whistle and pop Tom mix finish this depressin weekend. dinna get e wrang ... ah yogi bear enjoyed past sweats aboot gettin in ower the bloody 'ropey' in nickle and dime.... (he says Beechams Pill laughin at the 'erts : d ) ... but it's far we belong ... so nae need for a Moriarty or nithin. but, jist lookin at the Hey Diddle Diddle o' the Betty Grable, and canna 'elp but fin', in spite o' sum Cilla Black form fae sum o' the 'middlers' .... whistle and pop Tom mix is sorted ... canna clock it changin. which should mean oor tactical wizard o' a pitch 'n' toss can na 'hone' 'is approach tae the 'end game' (nae laughin at the Hammer and Tack, or ye'll be forced tae sit at the front ... far ah can keep ma mince pie on ye!! ) onywye ... jist wonderin ... in terms o' the topic, and ma assessment .... agree/disagree? (.... be fkn mother's pearly gate if the Brixton Riot 'uns ended up lookin up the fermers' 'airy airse, but canna clock it 'appenin.