Caption comedy.... What is Hecky saying/thinking ?

[Acido]

Obviously Ive got a lot of interest in how Paul Hecky does, not only with your Leeds team but wherever he goes now throughout the rest of his managerial & coaching career. And despite how its turned out for him and us this season, he did give me and the rest of us some fantastic memories a few seasons ago and despite the joking, this wont ever be forgotten in all fairness.

Do you all want to have a little go at this anyway, come up with a caption or two to this (or any) picture of him from this season ?.





Hecky is saying here...
" So thats where the exit door is eh lads ?. Ohh well Im going to go the other way because Ive heard that another local team are going to give me an extra tenner a week. Id be mad to turn that down wouldnt I !!. "

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

Obviously Ive got a lot of interest in how Paul Hecky does, not only with your Leeds team but wherever he goes now throughout the rest of his managerial & coaching career. And despite how its turned out for him and us this season, he did give me and the rest of us some fantastic memories a few seasons ago and despite the joking, this wont ever be forgotten in all fairness.

Do you all want to have a little go at this anyway, come up with a caption or two to this (or any) picture of him from this season ?.





Hecky is saying here...
" So thats where the exit door is eh lads ?. Ohh well Im going to go the other way because Ive heard that another local team are going to give me an extra tenner a week. Id be mad to turn that down wouldnt I !!. "

Now now Marley lad just sit over there in the corner and pipe down son

[Acido]

Ohh yes I like it, Hecky putting Marley and his fake ghosty thing in his place straight away.

[MrsORichSenior]

Hecky is saying here.................

Oi,you lot.

I ain't fat.

I ain't ginger.

And me shoes are from Primark.

You now have two choices.

Yer can sleep with yer dreams or wake up and bloody chase 'em !

[Marley past ghosts]

lasogga. - thats the third burger in the last ten minutes , leave some for the other guys

alioski - you are not playing for this club , with your hair looking like that

sacko - the opponents goal is in that direction follow the white lines on the pitch

cooper - take that fez off liam , tommy was a far better centre back than you will ever be lad .

orta - take that load of dross you have brought with you , i have got enough to deal with already

jansson - give liam your magic hat , and put the fez in the bin .

[Marley past ghosts]

jansson - give liam your magic hat , YOU WONT NEED IT WHERE YOU ARE GOING , and put the fez in the bin LOL .

[alfinyalcabo]

The fickle finger of fate is waiting for you lot..

[CLIVETHELEEDSFAN]

Samuel Saiz despite you only reaching my finger in height I grant you the power of kicking opponents arses without the use of spittle!

[Acido]

Hes playing Countdown, and is saying " I'll have one off that row Carol, and the rest from anywhere else. "
(ps - I know Carol Vorderman doesnt do it anymore lol)

[Billyni]

Theres the door Weildwald, close it from the outside please.