Quote Originally Posted by WOODLANDSWOLF View Post
I missed this one first time round old son. Fecking brilliant, the lightening conductor!
What a lovely day for going into Trafalgar Square with a bucket of whitewash,throwing it all over the pigeons and saying.....”there then,how do you like it!!

I loved Les Dawson as well.

My favourite Dawson joke,

“We were so poor when we were kids we lived in a house with paper thin walls!

“How thin” I hear you ask?

“When mother was cooking the Sunday roast she opened the oven door to find the next door neighbour dipping his bread in our gravy!!

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We couldn’t afford a Turkey for Xmas so in the October my old man bought the budgie a chest expander!!