It will all end in tears.
Unfortunately I will have to decline your generous invitation to your wedding to Angela Merkel (I think that's her name)as I will be washing my hair and ironing my millers shirt in preparation for our trip to Wembley.P.S. I have enclosed a fiver so you and yor lass can have a drink on me .
It will all end in tears.
Dear bogs,if you ask Dr kempo nicely he will recommend some medication for you .Get well soon mate.