Don't be alarmed. It's just that Monty has invited me to his b&b for a free weekend and said that I would be sleeping in your old room and naturally I assumed you'd be in the room at the same time. On the one hand it would be lovely to meet up for the first time after all these years; but on the other hand I have to think about my somewhat tattered reputation. " Zilzal and Kempo found together in same bed ". the Daily News Gazette would scream across its front page the following morning.
"Turn to Page 6 for the full sordid details and even more sordid pictures"!
I sleep on the left side beneath the three flying ducks Monty is said to have in every room and also suffer from time to time of homo***ual panic. I know that you never panic under any circumstances and are 100% hetero***ual. It's just that when the lights go out and the moths are sleeping, anything might accidentally occur.
A very good solution would be to have Mrs K sleeping down the middle of the bed as a sort of prurient bolster and I'm sure the piping hot Monty would be only to happy to charge the mother of your three children a reduced rate.
Anyway, let me know what you think and all being well those two rogues Brin and Mike will promise not to gossip like fishmongers's wives, thus breaking the habit of their lifetimes.
Catch you in May Kempo, with any luck.