I have an idea for increasing our transfer funds to a new level to help our esteemed manager out in his hour of need.
The Derek McInnes fan club.
Fans will pay a monthly subscription of say £20 and in return you will receive (first month only) a signed poster of Derek looking fabulous in his tight shirt during yesterday’s match with Rangers. A prize draw will be made after every match to receive his soiled underwear so the lucky fan will appreciate the hard work put into his graft during that match.
Derek himself will take no cut for this outlay but Stewart Milne will promise all funds will go to making Aberdeen FC more efficient.
Only Derek McInnes fans only though as demand will be tight.